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Copy of SMELLS LIKE Pretending To Have It All Together
Copy of SMELLS LIKE Pretending To Have It All Together
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Light it up, laugh it out. These candles were made for people who run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Each 9oz glass jar is hand-poured with a clean, natural soy wax blend that burns for up to 60 hours—long enough to question all your decisions twice.
With scents like Cinnamon Vanilla and Sea Salt + Orchid, they smell way better than your ex, your office, or your last attempt at self-care. Whether you’re gifting your best friend, roasting your boss, or just surviving another Monday, these candles say what we’re all thinking—so you don’t have to.
Our Humor Collection pairs iconic scents with unapologetically real quotes—because adulting is hard, and laughter burns calories (we think).
Details:
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100% natural soy wax blend
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100% cotton wick (no toxins, just vibes)
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50–60 hours of burn time
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9oz reusable glass jar (2.8" × 3.5")
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Assembled in the USA
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Choose from 6 mood lifting scents
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Same clean white wax across all scents
Gift it, light it, or just stare at it while rethinking your life choices.
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