Copy of Low Battery, Do Not Disturb, 9 oz – Introvert Gift, Overstimulated Girl Candle, Funny Gift for Friends, Sarcastic Decor

For the chronically exhausted, socially drained, and selectively unavailable. Low Battery, Do Not Disturb is the introvert’s battle cry. Burn it when you’re peopled-out, overstimulated, or avoiding responsibilities with pride.

Light it up, laugh it out. These candles were made for people who run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices. Each 9oz glass jar is hand-poured with a clean, natural soy wax blend that burns for up to 50 hours—long enough to question all your decisions twice!

With scents like Cinnamon Vanilla and Sea Salt + Orchid, they smell way better than your ex, your office, or your last attempt at self-care. Whether you’re gifting your best friend, roasting your boss, or just surviving another Monday, these candles say what we’re all thinking—so you don’t have to.

Our Humor Collection pairs iconic scents with unapologetically real quotes—because adulting is hard, and laughter burns calories (we think).

Details:

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick (no toxins, just vibes)
• 50 hours of burn time
• 9oz glass jar (2.8" × 3.5") (reusable once you’ve burned through your patience)
• Cruelty-free, and emotionally supportive
• Assembled in the USA
• Choose from 8 mood lifting scents 
• Same clean white wax across all scents
• No nasties: no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes or phthalates
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• No ingredients found on the California Prop 65 list in these bad boys!

Gift it, light it, or just stare at it while rethinking your life choices.